Random Thoughts while working at the Reference Desk

• I meet some of the nicest people while helping them find books.
• I meet some of the nastiest people while helping them with computer problems.
• My favorite parents are the ones who not only let their kid jump from one green square to the next, but do it with them.
• I love the folks who apologize for bothering me...they are usually the most patient.
  
• After the 4th request to repeat their question do I apologize to a patron for my hearing impairment, or admit that I can't understand their accent?
• Do some teachers ever step foot in a library before they give their class an assignment? I think not.
• Do you think the Bib records could include what color the book is?
• Did I say there are no stupid questions? I was wrong.
  
• Is there a sign on my forehead that says, "Tell me all your problems."?
  
• Where are that child's parents?
• Yes, purple is my favorite color. No, you can't have this sweater.
  
• I need chocolate.
• Is it time to go home yet?